Crypto Twitter goes bananas on April Fools Day

As one could have expected, April fools day sent Crypto Twitter off the charts this time. At CryptoSlate we really had to think twice before falling for any of the amazing “news” coming out of the social media platform. Anyway, we collected a few of the best tweets on Crypto Twitter during the day. Enjoy!

Let’s begin with Ryan Berckmans’ tweet on Solana’s amazing plan to shut down its consensus layer and settle on Ethereum.

1/ BREAKING: Solana to shut down its consensus layer and settle on Ethereum
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— Ryan Berckmans – ryanb.eth (@RyanBerckmans) April 1, 2022

Adam Cochran, Partner at Cinneamhain Ventures, thinks it’s time to sell all ETH and go full bananas on Cardano.

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Why after a recent change I’m going all in on Cardano.

Sold my ETH holdings and took the plunge, let’s talk about why 👇🧵

— Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) (@adamscochran) April 1, 2022

This one is only partially a joke. This is how the EU parliament functions (sic!) when voting on “unhosted wallets”. Tweet by asscrusader420, “professional bagholder.”

how is EU voting on one of the most impactful pieces of crypto legislation in its history pic.twitter.com/BbQ0TKbpuo

— asscrusader420 (@asscrusader420) March 31, 2022

Ethereum Overlord Vitalik himself seems to be in a joking mode as well. Or wait, is this really a joke? Vitalik defending Bitcoin maximalism? Nah, bro, must be a joke.

In defense of Bitcoin maximalism:https://t.co/uuXFYmLaKX

— vitalik.eth (@VitalikButerin) April 1, 2022

While we’re into Vitalik, according to the extremely well positioned observer Crypto Gucci, Vitalik is actually ditching Ethereum altogether (he’ll be apologized for being sick and tired of the darn thing), and is going all in on Solana (what else?).

BREAKING: Vitalik Buterin announces he is leaving the Ethereum ecosystem to help make Solana the currency of the world, a thread🧵

— Crypto-Gucci.eth ᵍᵐ🦇🔊 (@CryptoGucci) April 1, 2022

Our matador on The Hill, Jake Chervinsky is, however, not so much in a joking mode.

​​https://twitter.com/jchervinsky/status/1509888696258109451

According to Neeraj K. Agrawal, Communications Dude at Coincenter, he’s applying to become the U.S. Department of State’s Ambassador to the Metaverse. Not bad of a career move.

if selected i will work to build lasting peace with the metaverse pic.twitter.com/m6cMS7JiEZ

— Neeraj K. Agrawal (@NeerajKA) April 1, 2022

And, yeah, we sort of agreeing on this one.

Craig Wright is everybody’s April fools joke

— Graham (@Shenanigrahams) April 1, 2022

Yours truly aint gonna be worse. Here’s my proud announcement on my appointment as to the Swedish government’s advisor on Bitcoin’s transition to proof-of-stake.

As a toxic #Ethereum maximalist, I’m happy and proud to announce my appointment as an advisor to the Swedish government on #Bitcoin‘s proof-of-stake transition. May the EVM be with you.

— László Dobos.eth ᵍᵐ 🦇🔊💰 (@larsdobos) April 1, 2022